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I'm Ali, it's short for Alison.
I'm a die hard cumberbitch.
I am sherlocked
I post random shit.
I follow back.

19 hours ago1,654,346 plays

sadpuns:

pegsiclecosplay:

downtothedevilyougo:

nicotinebatch:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious

Hahaha

9:36pm. Still hilarious.

It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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shut-up-karen:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I just did it

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
iwillbeskinny123:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

POSITIVE WEIGHTLOSS INSPIRATION XOXO

iwillbeskinny123:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

POSITIVE WEIGHTLOSS INSPIRATION XOXO

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

queefdollaz:

when she suck u thru ya boxer hole

queefdollaz:

when she suck u thru ya boxer hole

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

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