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I'm Ali, it's short for Alison.
I'm a die hard cumberbitch.
I am sherlocked
I post random shit.
I follow back.

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

basedpidgeot:

drakefanclub:

diancie:

im-a-walking-paradox:

NAH

a mess

oh my god i would fucking kill her

END VINE

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not 

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

WHAT THE HECK

Anonymous said: can you draw shrek getting fucked by donkey

thirstfollower:

image

i think you need this drawing more 

wise-barrel-maker:

dearness:

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees

I love that the other lawyer is mad because he tried three times and failed

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

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